It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?
Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?
Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
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